Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline...
-If you are obsessive compulsive please press one repeatedly
-If you are codependent please ask someone to push 2 for you
-If you have multiple personalities please press 3, 4, 5, 6
-If you are paranoid please push 7 and we will connect you to the mothership
-If you are schizophrenic please listen carefully and you will hear a small voice tell you which number to push
-If you are dyslexic please push 6969696969696969
-If you have low self-esteem please call back when somebody cares about your call
-If you have a short memory span please start this message over again
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